The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to glow in the dark

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The super pow.er to die at will

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the power to shit liquidly

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!