The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to be buried at sea

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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the power to die

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to only tell the truth

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the power to get STD's

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!