The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!