The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to erase your own existence.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to fart flames

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to make fish drown.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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the power to see through glass

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!