The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to die at will.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to fart mace

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!