The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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the power to die

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the power to see through glass

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to read your own mind.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!