the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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the power to fart mace

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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the power to youtube poop

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!