The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!