The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to do nothing

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power of not knowing the future

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to do something when you do it.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!