The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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the power to have a power.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to imagine a new colour

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the power to shit liquidly

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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the power to taste your own spit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!