The power to vote on useless superpowers

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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Endless falling....

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to become a carrot.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!