Going through obejects but cant move

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!