The power to watch tv while sleeping

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to die at will.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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the power to be phone

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!