The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!