the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to see through bones.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to poop out your penis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!