The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to smell farts nearby

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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the power to die at will

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!