The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to fart at will.

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the power to sleep during day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!