The power to simply walk into mordor.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to summon earthworms

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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the power to see the present.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!