the power to make elton john gay

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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Find Waldo

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!