the power of being cut off mid senta

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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wast your time on the computer

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to do nothing/

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the ability to enjoy school

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!