The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to think you have powers.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!