how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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the power to smell tastebuds

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!