the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power of exact change

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power of eating from ears.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to bleed

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!