The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to be buried at sea

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to only tell the truth

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power of love

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!