The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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the power to have a power.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!