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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.
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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.
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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.
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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.
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The power to see the future but through a straw.
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The power to make fish appear in pants.
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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.
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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.
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The power to bleed
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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.
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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.
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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.
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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.
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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.
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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.
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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)
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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds
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You can read the minds of rocks.
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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density
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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.
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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.
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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.
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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.
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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!