the power to get STD's

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power of love

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!