The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to imagine a new colour

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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wast your time on the computer

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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the power to get STD's

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!