The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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the power to get STD's

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The power to only tell the truth

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to make people work and read ????

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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Really bendy thumb

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!