The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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the ability to die once you have died

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the power to be phone

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!