for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to have a black president

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The power of exact change

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to bleed

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!