The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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the power to have a power.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to become a carrot.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to snore.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!