The power to think outside the bun.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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the power to make elton john gay

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!