The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to become a carrot.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!