The power to die whenever you want.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to snore.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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the power to be phone

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!