the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to be a human

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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the power to see the present.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!