The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

the power to send future you crazy

The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

The power to be a human

The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

The power to die whenever you want.

The power to accept the terms and conditions

The power to be a virgin forever.

The power to make a small hamster yawn.

The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

The power to fall unconscious at will.

The power to snore.

The power to see through bones.

The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

Swiss army teeth.

The power to get to the end of Temple Run

The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

The power to shower naked.

THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!