The power to be a human

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to snore.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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Swiss army teeth.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to shower naked.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!