The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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the power to see the present.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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the power to not have power

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to exist

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The power to spell backwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!