the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to sleep

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The ability to have no abilities.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!