The power to move 7% faster.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to exist

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to fart in colour

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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the power to make elton john gay

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to only drink liquids

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to liquify yourself.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!