the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to be a human

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The power to die whenever you want.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to snore.

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The power to see through bones.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!