The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to be -100% faster...

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to sleep

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The power to have the longest little finger

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!