The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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Th power to be telepathetic

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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the power to see the present.

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!