The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to have a black president

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power of exact change

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!