The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to see the present.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to exist

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!