The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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the power to sleep during day

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the power to die at will

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!