The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to shower naked.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to exist

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!