The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to stay a virgin

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the power to not have power

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to exist

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!