the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

the power to not have power

The power to stay a virgin

The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

The powers to lose your current power forever

The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

The power to exist

The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

Th pwr t frgt vwls.

The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

how bout the power to shit bricks....

The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

The power of eating from ears.

The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

The power to give vegetables immortality.

The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

The ability to trip on flat surfaces

The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!