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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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Find Waldo

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!