The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to die

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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Black power

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!