The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to do nothing

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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the power to glow in the light

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!